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		<title>I love this F&#8217;able Hand</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Small details give me so much pleasure. Take this floppy fuckable hand for instance. Note how the slender bracelet and charming ring give it that &#8220;life-like&#8221; look. Why, this could pass for a real severed hand&#8230; until you flipped it over and saw the pretty pink vulva in the middle. According to the package &#8220;100% Image [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=427&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ultraman!! Vibrator!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t ya kinda wish you got this for Valentine&#8217;s Day? From my personal collection &#8230; this rocket-style Ultraman vibe is at LEAST 10 years old and I think impossible to find these days (nah nah nah). Kinda crappy as a sex toy so he lives among the pewter crackers and felted heads on my mantle, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=452&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I just can&#8217;t even think of what to say about this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/i-just-cant-even-think-of-what-to-say-about-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; so I&#8217;ll just tell you the details: • Those are suposed to be pierced nipples &#8230; on boobs • With a vulva three times the size below it • It is called FUKPUSSY • The box has a picture of a mini vibe on it &#8220;powerful bullet vibrator!&#8221; but no vibe in the box. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=458&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This was SO good I wanted to cry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does it get any better then a fuckable butt with a rose coming out of it? Really, I am pretty sure it does not. UPDATE! as pointed out below by a smart reader this is actually representing a prolapsed anus which makes it WAAAAAY different in my eyes. And more icky. : ( I liked it when it was just a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=462&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Last a lifetime? I think not..</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2012/01/04/last-a-lifetime-i-think-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Last a Lifetime Love Ring is actually a crappy cockring in disguise. Designed to look like an oversized engagement ring, this pink jelly doohickey* is suposed to be worn at the base of a cock to maintain an erection. So many things about this are just plain silly (but considering who it is made by, surprisingly inoffensive) that I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=323&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tonguizer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, well&#8230; look what we have here! This is a penis with a tongue at the base of it.  His name is Penis Tonguizer. I hope you like looking at it as much as I do. I&#8217;ve been having a hard day here and when this came across my desk, my whole day just brightened up. So never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=436&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bacon! Lube!</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2011/11/30/bacon-lube/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For many years we have discussed at ETB need for some flavored lube that isn&#8217;t quite so sweet, yet we have struggled to come up with WHAT that flavor would be. Lo and behold, I thought maybe the problem was solved with the arrival of Baconlube to the world. Made from all non-meat ingredients, this water-based [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=417&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wake up with a BANG</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/wake-up-with-a-bang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dear friend Matie at Self Serve * in Albuquerque, MN alerted me to this crazy-ass wake up machine. Bascially a vibe you wear all night that wakes you up slowly with a buzz and tingle. I AM NOT KIDDING! Personally, I find this intriguing but for me there would be a few problems: 1- My severe aversion to wearing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=402&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Masque this.</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2011/11/07/masque-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 17:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://yourmasque.com/  Masque is a $4 dissolving strip that is designed to &#8220;Completely mask the taste of seman&#8221;. And I have a few things to say about it- 1- They have this picture on their website (above) to show you how to use the product. I really hope it is tongue-in-cheek and not there because they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=348&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>More Crazy Breasts!</title>
		<link>http://screwysextoys.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/more-crazy-breasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>searah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG imagine my delight when I saw this today! Hands, breasts and pussy all in one with pubic hair! Or wait&#8230; is that chest hair? Under-boob hair? Trifecta is the name of this and I could not come up with a better one if I tried! This might have to be my christmas present to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=screwysextoys.wordpress.com&amp;blog=284468&amp;post=352&amp;subd=screwysextoys&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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